Remember when we were kids and someone would say something like "don't screw up! That will go on your 'Permanent Record'!!" And we were all "Yeah, right, mom/dad/person of authority you're making that up!!" And we secretly thought "God, I hope I'm right 😬!" And now it turns out there really is that only we have cute names for it like the Dark Web or, worse(?), Google? 😱👀